If the average retirement age is 63 why the hell would I want to join AARP at 50? How dare you send me Birthday greetings AARP. I don’t know you. Go away. If you become that stalker like the Red Cross, I’m going to lose it.
Donating my apparently rare RH negative blood at least makes me feel like I’m helping people. You, you just make me feel bad and old and I don’t like it.
I was doing just fine with 50 until I got your Birthday card and invitation to join. How insulting. Unsubscribe.